Abstract flips the breaker in December. So of course someone's minting chickens on it today.
0xQuit's Abstract Chickens open at noon PT: 3,333 eggs, 0.01 ETH a pop. 80% of the mint goes into the coop. 20% tips the creator. Exits unlock 24 hours after sellout. Leave early, get less. Leave late, get more—until you don't leave at all. At closure, half of what's left goes to the last chicken through the door. The other half is shared by exit order.
Token Autopsy: no token to bag-hold. Just ETH, timing, and a chain with a death date. The prize isn't "community upside." It's whoever holds their nerve without holding it past the lights.
A game of chicken on a sinking L2. What's more onchain than that?
https://abstractchickens.lol